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- Condition One: Attack is present, or imminent. The CIC is locked down and the ship's commander is on station.

- Condition Two: Threat probable, but not present.

- Condition Three: This is the "all clear" alert, returning crews to their normal, day-to-day non-combat duties after Conditions One or Two. This is normal cruising during wartime.

-The three states of readiness on Colonial Battlestars.

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Jul 25, 2007


	:: Garay One		08:49

El Drink-o Drive-o

Ahh, for Christ's sake. Lindsay "I'm a drunken, coked up whore" Lohan got arrested, yet again, for DUI and for possession of COCAINE! Even though she was wearing an alcohol bracelet, that according to theory, detects booze in the blood, she managed to score a .13% booze level, when the legal limit in California is .08%

Now, what really pisses me off is that, while I'm slaving at work during the day and going off to college at night, she's earning 20 million per movie and she can afford to crash 2 Mercedes-Benz. Man, I wanna kick her ass. Slap her around a bit. That is what she needs. Not rehab. she need a good, old fashioned Honduran ass kicking.

Ass kicking list:
1) Lindsay "I'm a drunken, coked up whore" Lohan
2) Paris "I'm a bigger drunken, coked up whore" Hilton
3) Nicole "I'm a drunken, coked up, anorexic whore, because I hang out with Paris" Richie.

The list shall grow....

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